God’s Birthday Party
God’s Birthday Party
[It was God’s birthday and he invited all creatures
for his party.]
Town crier:
Suno! Suno! Suno! All are invited to God’s birthday party. You must come with
your wife. Party is today, the 5th day of creation. Come early
because tomorrow God has to create Man!!
[ The town crier announces this 3 times. All animals
listen carefully and ask stupid questions regarding dress code]
Lion: I can
leave my hair?
TC: No!!
One ponytail only and please shave your beard. But leave your moustache…you
look like a man then. I love males with moustaches!! Sooooo sexy!!!!
[TC leaves and goes to God’s palace]
[All
animals arrive]
Lion: Happy
birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Elephant:
Happy birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Giraffe:
Happy birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Dog: Happy
birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Leapard:
Happy birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Cat: Happy
birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Snake :
Happy birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Tortoise:
Happy birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
Cow: Happy
birthday God!
God: Thank
you!!
[Party starts. Dancing and drinking and merriment goes
on]
God: Okay!
Party over. Goodbye!
Lion: What?
Party over? What about takeaways?
TC: God!
God! Now there is a trend to give takeaways.
God: Oh
really?? Oh I see! Ok. Bring my box of goodies and ill distribute whatever
everyone wants and needs.
[TC brings the box out]
TC: Stand
in a queue everybody!! And come one by one.
[Everybody rushes and joins the queue.]
Lion: God!
Give me golden hair.
[God searches for golden hair and gives Lion]
Giraffe:
Long neck
Dog: Tail
that shakes
Cat: Tongue
that licks
Tortoise:
House on my back
Snake:
Teeth
Cow: Milk
[All leave
and go with their gifts. Finally cazulo comes.]
Cazulo: Where the party tonight? Where’s the party tonight?
TC: Party finished!
C: What?? I missed the party?
TC: Yes! You got up now?
C: Yes! I am cazulo!
TC: OH! That explains it. Party over and gifts also over.
C: What no gift for me?? God god! Please give me gift
atleast!!
God: But there is nothing left here!!
C: Search with a torch.
God searches with torch and finds nothing.
God: Sorry cazulo nothing in my box except this light! Ah!
You want light?
C: [fuming with anger!!] Light Light!!! You are giving me
light??? Shove it up the arse.!!!
God: [Laughs!!! Ok!! Your will be done!!!
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